Friday, November 28, 2008

Hey Noni Noni!

Tahitian Noni Juice, from the fruit of the Morinda Citrifolia, which also goes by the vivid colloquialisms "cheese fruit" or "vomit fruit" because of its redolence while ripening. Growing up, I recall a guy named Larry Martins who was given the sobriquet "Noni" (eventually inexplicably transmuting into "Natty")...which then further evolved into a sing-song about eggplants and bosoms. Funny, I don't recall him having any particular odor.

Back to the real noni. Super-high in vitamin C, niacin, iron and potassium. Prices wildly fluctuate, so shop around. Oh, and it has all kinds of obscure endorsements from international "athletes" (of whom I've never heard).
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Kosher Grape Juice good for the holiday time or any time stock up at Kosher.com

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